It’s tough being the son of a wealthy political scion who has used his political clout to shield you from personal responsibility your entire life. You end up having to “work” at boring no-show jobs at Ukrainian gas companies that pay you $80,000 a month. Plus, there’s the no-show job in China. Then there are the board positions where you do have to show up for meetings, and Chelsea Clinton is there. Ugh!
When life gets really tough like that, sometimes you just have to smoke a bunch of crack and impregnate a stripper to deal with the stress, right? It’s not like you’ll ever have to face consequences for your actions, since your dad will just pick up the phone and scare the police and prosecutors until they leave you alone.
Hunter Biden seems to be a gift that just keeps on giving in this election year! While he was going through a paternity lawsuit with the aforementioned stripper last year (haven’t we all been there?), he told the court that he was broke. Sure, he was living in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills with one of those fancy swimming-pools-on-a-mountainside that you always see in the movies, but he was broke-broke. No way he could pay child support and so on.
Not to mention the fact that he just found out that he owes $450,000 in back taxes — you know, like most normal, everyday people. Funny thing about that, however. “Broke” Hunter Biden somehow paid that IRS bill off with lightning speed. Kind of makes you wonder if his dad’s campaign had anything to do with that, doesn’t it? Check out this story on Hunter Biden’s amazing bill-paying skills. Something seriously fishy is happening here.
