As you may have noticed, the news media these days says that there are an awful lot of new things causing blood clots, heart attacks and deaths. Science is finally catching up to warn us about all the ways that people can die suddenly. And the good news is that the thing causing all these excess heart attacks and deaths is not that one thing.
We’ve seen huge lists of ridiculous headlines detailing all the things that can suddenly kill people now, which never used to kill people until sometime around January of 2021 for some reason.
Among the things that can now cause you to suddenly die:
Gardening, living under a flight path, watching television, falling asleep with the TV on, cold weather, hot weather, exercise, not exercising, your mom’s lasagna, playing with kittens, wiping your behind, breathing deeply, eating ham, shaking your duvet too vigorously while making your bed, sleeping, waking up, your Uncle Dave, and a partridge in a pear tree.
All of those things could definitely kill you from a blood clot, a heart attack, or a fatal case of “Suddenly.” Adjust your life accordingly. Just understand that that one thing is not the cause of all these new sudden deaths of otherwise young and healthy people.
Here’s comedian Jimmy Dore as he runs through a list of things that could give you a heart attack, but which are definitely not that one thing…