Everything is Causing Excess Heart Attacks Except for That One Thing

As you may have noticed, the news media these days says that there are an awful lot of new things causing blood clots, heart attacks and deaths. Science is finally catching up to warn us about all the ways that people can die suddenly. And the good news is that the thing causing all these excess heart attacks and deaths is not that one thing.

We’ve seen huge lists of ridiculous headlines detailing all the things that can suddenly kill people now, which never used to kill people until sometime around January of 2021 for some reason.

Among the things that can now cause you to suddenly die:

Gardening, living under a flight path, watching television, falling asleep with the TV on, cold weather, hot weather, exercise, not exercising, your mom’s lasagna, playing with kittens, wiping your behind, breathing deeply, eating ham, shaking your duvet too vigorously while making your bed, sleeping, waking up, your Uncle Dave, and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

All of those things could definitely kill you from a blood clot, a heart attack, or a fatal case of “Suddenly.” Adjust your life accordingly. Just understand that that one thing is not the cause of all these new sudden deaths of otherwise young and healthy people.

Here’s comedian Jimmy Dore as he runs through a list of things that could give you a heart attack, but which are definitely not that one thing…


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5 thoughts on “Everything is Causing Excess Heart Attacks Except for That One Thing”

  1. THEIR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY IS NOT A JOKE AND DEAD PEOPLE WHO SUDDENLY ARE NO LONGER IN THE AUDIENCE IS NOT FUNNY

  2. I think it is the Covid Shot & Covid Booster. Some people in charge of this is wanting to kill off our population & apparently it is working on both us old & young people.

  3. Here it Is:
    Dr. Deborah Birx Admits She Manipulated Data and Altered CDC Guidelines to Deceive President Trump. Deborah Birx—the woman who did more than almost any other person in the United States to promote and prolong Covid lockdowns, silencing anyone who disagreed with her, to the incessant praise of mainstream media outlets.” Birx insisted, contrary to the White House and the CDC, that the asymptomatic spread of COVID-19 was significant. She and then CDC Director Robert Redfield “agreed to quietly rewrite the guidance and post it to the CDC website. Birx, who appeared alongside Fraudci and Trump during briefings, was instrumental in paving the way for destructive COVID policies such as testing, lockdowns, and masking.
    Birx goes on in her memoir to explain in detail how she would go through covid documents and manipulate the information in such a way as to make it minimally detectable by her superiors.
    “After the heavily edited documents were returned to me, I’d reinsert what they had objected to, but place it in those different locations,” she admits.
    “I’d also reorder and restructure the bullet points so the most salient – the points the administration objected to most – no longer fell at the start of the bullet points. I shared these strategies with the three members of the data team also writing these reports.”
    Birx’s Saturday and Sunday report-writing routine, she brags, “soon became: write, submit, revise, hide, resubmit,” a strategic sleight-of-hand that she says “worked” as planned.
    Birx’s book illuminates the extent to which arrogant bureaucrats manipulated the public to persuade it to adopt some of the most catastrophic policies in modern history.
    The SKANK is worse than a CCP operative!

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