New York City is a horrible mess thanks to its failed social justice warrior Mayor Bill De Blasio. You may have seen a photo of a New York subway car recently that was overflowing with garbage and feces left there by hobos. It was dubbed the “dirtiest subway car in the world.”
Crime is through the roof once again in New York thanks to De Blasio, millionaires and the middle class are fleeing his tax and spend policies, and Mayor Super-Nanny is banning everything that’s not nailed down.
Naturally, De Blasio now wants to run for president after wrecking the Big Apple. So, his advisors thought it would be super-awesome to announce a New York City Green New Deal, fashioned after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s serious global warming policy paper.
In addition, De Blasio’s advisors thought it would be a spectacular idea to launch the NYC Green New Deal with a big press conference at Trump Tower. Great idea, guys! There surely wouldn’t be any creative Trump supporters in that location who could derail your climate nuttery!
The result of De Blasio’s presser — at the base of the world-famous escalator that Trump descended in 2015 when he shocked the world was spectacular. This will definitely get you fired up for the fun, games and endless taunting of liberals that will be the 2020 presidential race.
Watch this video of De Blasio’s presser at Trump Tower — and don’t take your eyes off the escalator in the background.
Poor De Blasio. He won’t be able to use this footage for anything! Hahahaha