Children of America are rejoicing today because President Trump is making America GREAT AGAIN! The Trump administration is rescinding Michelle Obama’s disgusting forced lunch guidelines that impacted more than 100,000 schools in the US.
Kids in America are getting fat, so Michelle Obama’s solution was to make school lunches so disgusting that kids would refuse to eat them. The plan, like all liberal ideas, was a spectacular failure. The Democrat media machine tried to bolster the “popularity” of the former First Lady’s program by pushing the Twitter hashtag #ThanksMichelleObama.
Kids began tweeting pictures of their pea noodle mush and unidentifiable tofu sticks, and saying, “#ThanksMichelleObama.” It was a glorious disaster. Our personal favorite was the orange jello with chunks of cantaloupe and mystery meat that a school had labeled “pepperoni pizza.” Just like mom used to make!
Some schools were forced to begin partnering with homeless shelters to give the Michelle-approved meals away, because the kids just wouldn’t eat the “food.” (One positive note, however: Some homeless people decided it wasn’t worth being homeless any longer because the handouts were so bad.)
The Trump administration is trying a more humane method of getting kids to eat healthier foods, namely by not making the food disgusting. Pea noodle mush may be nutritious, but once you see it, you will have nightmares for the rest of your life. Check out the video below to see how President Donald J. Trump is making America’s school lunches great again.