Will wonders never cease? Two things happened this week that we thought we’d never see: Joe Biden showed up for the first debate and James Comey showed up to testify before the Senate about the Russian collusion coup attempt against President Trump.
You might remember James Comey as the author of the two best-selling books that were titled, “Hey, That’s Weird, My Pants Are ON FIRE For Some Reason,” and “Ouch! I Just Got Struck by a Lightning Bolt for Some Odd Reason.”
Captain Honesty didn’t actually answer any questions about his role in the seditious plot to overturn the 2016 election, but still — it’s pretty shocking that he did finally take a break from photographing himself in front of random corn fields to testify. We figured we wouldn’t hear from Comey again until his next book is released, which is tentatively titled, “Gosh, Why Does My Nose Grow Longer Every Time That I Speak?”
Comey must not have anticipated that his arch-nemesis would get to ask him questions, however, because that led to an epic throwdown. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) absolutely UNLOADS on the former Russian collusion hoax ringleader.
It was amazing! You could write new Chuck Norris jokes about Cruz’s devastating verbal onslaught against Comey. When you watch this showdown, check out James Comey’s beady, shifty little eyes. You can tell every time when Cruz lands a blow just by watching Comey’s facial expressions throughout the exchange.
Bravo to Senator Ted Cruz for letting the collusion hoaxer have it with both barrels…