Study Finds Conservative Women Happier than Liberal Women

Liberals think they’re better than you, and they’re not too shy about saying so. Don’t take it personal though- they also think they’re better than thousands of years of western culture, jurisprudence, the Magna Carta, the bill of rights- and they want to replace them all with their bitchy little Internet-based kangaroo courts.

The good news is that they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, because most liberals are miserable. Think about it. What’s the highest goal in the mind of your modern fruitcake, western liberal? It’s to change the world. They’re always saying… “blah, blah, blah change the world” in smoky, drawn-out tones as if change itself were an unmitigated good. It’s freaking dumb.

Apply that logic to any massively complex system. (What could be more complex than the whole world?) Take, say, a Chinese GY6 scooter and replace the world with it. Now, tell your small engine mechanic to take a hike and bring in some mopey, blue-haired tween and tell them they’re free to “change the scooter.” Before you know it, that petulant goofball will transform a supremely economical summertime recreational vehicle into an oversized paperweight.

But don’t you worry, they’ll certainly have achieved a significant change.

Not surprisingly, study after study has found that these dyspeptic swamp rats are significantly less happy than their conservative counterparts. After all, not assuming the whole world needs to be scrapped out for Smurf village is healthy. Turns out, conservative women are happier than “liberal” women.

Here’s Lauren Chen with more details.


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