Oh, hey, look everyone! The State Department has launched an internal investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s private illegal treason server. As any intrepid investigator will tell you, if you suspect a crime has taken place, it’s always a good idea to wait SEVEN FREAKING YEARS before launching an investigation. Wouldn’t want any of the clues to get cold or anything.
This is just one more example of the special treatment and unprecedented suspension of the rule of law that always seems to happen in Washington, DC when the suspect’s last name is “Clinton.”
The State Department now says that it has identified 30 national security violations in relation to Hillary Clinton’s illegal server. All of the violations were committed by people close to Hillary Clinton. But in order to alleviate the chances that anyone in Hillary’s inner circle ever faces justice, the State Department refuses to release their names.
Clinton’s lawyers, you’ll remember, originally claimed that there were no classified emails on Hillary’s illegal server, which would have been an obvious crime. Hillary then proceeded to delete 30,000 emails from the server before anyone could examine it and erased it with Bleach Bit software while the server was under subpoena. A few smashed Blackberry devices and laptops later, she was totally innocent, guys!
But don’t worry, because the State Department bloodhounds are finally hot on Hillary’s trail SEVEN YEARS LATER. Check out the details of this new investigation in the video below, which will surely restore your faith in America’s justice system.
