All of America is buzzing about the anonymous New York Times op-ed that was purportedly authored by a “senior White House official.” The op-ed author claims that he and other shadowy members of the Deep State are working overtime to undermine President Trump’s policies.
“Sure, you dumb hicks in flyover country elected Donald Trump in a shocking upset because you liked his policies. But don’t worry, America. We know better because we are jealous, bitter Jeb and Hillary fans and career bureaucrats. So, we’re sneaking around behind the scenes and undermining the President of the United States!”
When the identity of this cowardly, treasonous op-ed writer is finally revealed, that person deserves to be fired and stripped of their lifelong taxpayer-funded pension, right before a Delta Force team throws a black bag over their head and stuffs them in a cell in Abu Graib for the rest of their life. Or, simply turn the person over to the Secret Service with a rope and point them to the nearest lamppost.
Everyone is now wondering who the author of this piece is, so they can be brought to justice. Speculation is running rampant, with some even suggesting that Vice President Mike Pence or Attorney General Jeff Sessions wrote it. Spoiler alert: They didn’t write it.
Check out the following video clip from The Blaze where Glenn Beck speculates on just who the weasel on the White House staff really is. Who do you think it is?
