What was the deal with Jeff Bezos’s fake all-women “space trip” this month? Bezos sent devil-worshiping pop star Katy Perry, CBS News’s Gayle King, and a bunch of other elderly and over-the-hill broads on a rocket ship ride. It looked faker than the moon landing and now people have questions.
You can’t get away with faking things like this now that we have the internet. There were some wild inconsistencies surrounding this fake trip to space.
For one thing, the capsule that the old ladies were on looked absolutely pristine when it came back from “space.” We’ve seen plenty of real capsules that came back from space. They’re always charred like a marshmallow that was kept in the campfire for too long. That’s what happens when a real space capsule reenters earth’s orbit.
Conclusion: The flying Jeff Bezos wiener-mobile never left the earth’s atmosphere.
The space capsule also hit the ground at a spine-snapping velocity. If there were really human beings inside that thing when it hit the ground, they’d all be in the trauma center right now.
Another mistake happened when one of the celebrities accidentally opened the door from inside the “space” capsule before Jeff Bezos could run in and pretend to open it with a tire iron. The whole thing was weird and fake.
Benny Johnson is one of the people who remains unconvinced by this obvious celebrity stunt. Watch as he walks through all the anomalies surrounding this supposed “space flight”…
