The Democrats are certainly taking their 2024 election loss in stride, aren’t they? Just kidding! The mental breakdowns really haven’t stopped since President Trump trounced The Cackler by sweeping all seven swing states and winning 50% of the popular vote.
Remember that time when Bill Clinton won 43% of the popular vote in 1992 and the media claimed it was a “sweeping mandate?” Good times!
Unlike previous elections, some of our obnoxious celebrities are actually fleeing the country this time. The untalented and unfunny Ellen DeGeneres just moved to the UK to escape from Trump’s win. As did Richard Gere and Tom Hanks. They’re not the first and won’t be the last.
Meanwhile, a cruise ship company from Florida is offering a cruise package that will keep liberals on the high seas for all four years of the Trump presidency. Packages start at $40,000 a year and they can avoid being put in one of the concentration camps for liberals that will be erected immediately on January 20th.
The content creators at Newzy have created a similar parody ad in which liberals can have themselves cryogenically frozen for four years. They’ll enjoy four years of blissful sleep and be awakened once Trump leaves office. There’s also an add-on package that will let them sleep for eight years at 50% off—in case JD Vance is elected in 2028!
The production values of this parody ad are top-notch. Be sure to watch to the end when Elon Musk’s AI voice puts in a hilarious appearance.
Don’t Cry, Cryo! ? Need a Break from Trump’s Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years! #Trump #ElonMusk #meltdowns pic.twitter.com/pEZXc0Hdqw
— newzy.com (@realnewzy) November 13, 2024
