Liberals ruin everything. If there is something that they haven’t ruined, that’s only because they haven’t had the opportunity to be placed in charge of it yet. President Trump is trying to Make America Great Again, but with every pro-America policy he implements, some deep blue cities and states are trying to do the opposite — to make America a joyless dystopia where liberals get to ruin everything.
For example, the Trump administration overturned Michelle Obama’s school lunch tyranny program. Children rejoiced. Even Monday, the first day of the week, had a bright spot once again because schoolchildren could at least get a hamburger for lunch. Liberals looked at this example of school lunch MAGA and thought, “How can we ruin Mondays for children?”
Here’s how: Meatless Mondays, the latest idea from the communist crackpot mayor of New York City, Bill De Blasio. Under the plan, children will no longer get to enjoy bacon-wrapped cheeseburgers for lunch on Mondays, which would let them grow up into healthy, strong, smart, attractive, patriotic Americans. Instead, children will eat nothing but joyless soy blobs on Mondays, which will result in them growing up to experience a phenomenon known as “not having a prom date.”
This is, of course, more indoctrination that will allow the public schools to indoctrinate more students into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal cult. Want to ruin a child’s life? Then drop everything and watch this video on Meatless Mondays!