Gavin Newsom just gave the world a masterclass in how to look like a cartoon villain. The California governor got absolutely roasted this week after cozying up to Alex Soros, the heir to the Soros empire, at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Because nothing screams “man of the people” like sipping champagne with billionaires while your state crumbles into chaos.
The now-viral photo shows Newsom grinning next to Soros, who called him “the real star” of the globalist get-together. After receiving billions from Daddy George, Alex Soros, has taken up the mantle of handing out hordes of cash to liberal Democrats, including his new puppet, Gavin Newsom. Baby Soros praised Newsom’s Davos interview for “calling out world leaders for believing appeasement works when it comes to Trump.” Translation: Newsom flew across the world to whine about the man who’s actually fixing the mess Democrats made over the last four years.
Baby Soros isn’t quite the word smith Newsom is, he got on stage to gush over Newsom but ended up delivering a word salad that would make Kamala proud.
Newsom’s antics to become relevant internationally led him to produce such gems as he should’ve brought “kneepads” for world leaders “rolling over” to Trump. Real classy, Gavin. Nothing says presidential material quite like a weird, creepy metaphor in front of the international press.
But in true Trump administration form, Trump officials didn’t take Newsom’s antics lying down. Trump’s Treasury Secretary, Scott Bessent, called Newsom “Patrick Bateman meets Sparkle Beach Ken” and reminded everyone how Newsom dined at the ultra-swanky French Laundry while locking down California churches. You remember that—he shut down small businesses but kept the elite parties rolling.
He also made a hilarious jab about Newsom being in Davos “with his billionaire sugar daddy,” which set the crowd rolling…
And in a move nobody asked for, Ted Cruz dropped a meme showing Newsom in a NASCAR suit covered in Soros logos. Honestly, not far from reality.
Even the White House got in on the fun. Spokeswoman Anna Kelly said, “No one in Davos knows who third-rate governor Newscum is.” Ouch.
So while Californians suffer under sky-high taxes, crime, and homelessness, their governor is posing for Instagram with the guy who bankrolls chaos.
