Nancy Pelosi – the stereotypical confused old lady who also just so happens to be one of the most powerful people in Congress – has an innovative solution to the border patrol challenges this country has been facing for decades: mow the grass. Rather than investing billions of dollars in a border wall, Nancy Pelosi’s solution would only cost taxpayers the price of a riding lawnmower.
The only problem is, of course, that Pelosi’s idea is as ridiculous as it sounds. So what exactly does mowing the grass have to do with border patrol? The answer is not much, but according to Pelosi mowing the grass would make it more difficult for immigrants to hide from border patrol agents as they were coming over into the country – because everyone knows that grass along the border of Mexico grows six feet tall and is thick enough to hide large groups of illegals (eye roll).
In one speech, Donald Trump referred to Nancy Pelosi as the secret weapon of the GOP thanks to the head-scratching comments she seems to make on a regular basis. For now, the suggestion that a lawnmower could be used to stop illegal immigration has got to be one of Pelosi’s best moments. Give her a few days, though, and there’s a good chance she’ll say something even more outrageous.
To see Nancy Pelosi at her finest persuading voters everywhere to vote Republican, be sure to check out the hilarious interview in the video below.
