One of the weird and delightful things to see during the Virus Stupidity of 2020 is how wild animals are roaming into locked-down cities once again. We’ve seen coyotes and moose wandering around empty streets as a result. And there’s another elusive critter that we’ve been seeing a lot more of this year: the “Karen.”
Karens are easily identified by their privileged white liberal insistence on speaking to the manager, as well as that signature “I might actually be a boy” plumage of Karen hair on the tops of their heads. Another automatic tell: A Karen will marry a low-testosterone male and because she disrespects him a lot more than the pool boy *ahem*, the Karen will refuse to take her husband’s last name as a sign of her fierce feminist independence.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Karen sighting on MSNBC!
Mika Brzezinski has gone full Karen during a segment in which she is demanding to speak to the CEO of Twitter. Mika is furious that President Trump has been tweeting about a curious incident that happened when her husband — Joe Scarborough — was a fake Republican congressman back in the 1990s. In an incident that received almost ZERO media coverage, a lovely, healthy and quite young intern in Scarborough’s congressional office fell and bumped her head and died when no one else was supposedly around.
President Trump has — in his special and subtle way — suggested that “sick guy” Joe Scarborough should be investigated for murdering his girlfriend. Anyway, that set Mika off on a furious tirade known as a “full Karen-ing” and she really wants to speak to the manager of Twitter. Here’s a video in which noted wildlife expert Lisa Kennedy of Fox News describes this rare sighting of a Karen on MSNBC.
