Oh, good grief. The weapon of mass all-you-can-eat buffet destruction — Michael Moore — is at it again. The simultaneous poster child for diabetes AND the county fair pie-eating contest has cooked up yet another wack-a-doodle conspiracy theory about President Donald Trump. This one is a doozy and you can probably already guess what it is.
Michael Moore has been so busy “stress eating” since America entered the glorious MAGA era that he can’t even come up with new ideas for his cruddy documentaries. His last failed effort in 2018 was a weak re-hashing of his “Bowling for Columbine” pile of stupid, which he produced all the way back in 2002. (That was incidentally considered Michael Moore’s film career “peak.”)
You also have to have sympathy for Moore because he loses so much sleep. Al Gore made one silly documentary back in 2006 about global warming. EVERY prediction in Al Gore’s film was proven untrue — and yet Al Gore’s one fake movie effort has outsold all of Michael Moore’s documentaries COMBINED. Could you sleep if that happened to your career? Probably not. You’d probably spend weeks not sleeping and eating all of the leftover birthday cake.
And if you’re wondering where the last piece of your birthday cake went, by the way… yeah. It was the big “documentary filmmaker” over there’s fault.
Being on a constant sugar high with a stress overload, combined with a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, would cause anyone to start making up conspiracy theories like the one featured in this video.
(Hint: Trump is faking the ‘rona.)
