Science has spoken: COVID-19 is woke! This has turned out to be one of the most sinister — and distinguishing — viruses in all of human history. It seems like it was only ten days ago that if you went to a public protest to complain that your Democrat governor’s 15-day lockdown (now approaching Day 80) was dumb, you were going to be spreading the virus and killing little old grandmas everywhere!
In fact, if you attended one of those protests, MSNBC called you a Nazi and a domestic terrorist.
“Say home, you SELFISH #%&@%^! What are you, some kind of serial killer?!”
But as it turns out, the virus is able to distinguish between a Black Lives Matter protest and a protest that is attended by patriotic Americans who were fed up with the lockdowns.
Need evidence? Mayors all across the country who were continuing the lockdowns are out in the street with the looters and violent terrorists right now. They’re not only wearing masks, but doling out hugs to unmasked people who are crying and have runny noses because they’re so upset about systemic racism or something.
It’s truly amazing that China was able to create a biological weapon that only activates when it’s in the presence of people who go to church or protest Democrats. That’s good news in a way! As long as you declare that you are opposed to racism, the virus will leave you alone!
Check out this video where Ben Shapiro shreds the insane hypocrisy of all those Democrat mayors who were declaring protests to be un-American just a few days ago…
