Do you like being warm in the winter and cool in the summer? You do? You monster! Don’t you know being comfortable hurts women, trans talk show hosts, and small woodland creatures who can’t burrow as effectively as other little animals who have critter privilege and are pretty much Nazis!?
Don’t worry, Fam. If you have trouble keeping up with everything the Woke Brigade deems offensive, then we’ve got an easy rule of thumb you can follow… Uh oh… You mean saying “rule of thumb” is offensive? Oh no… negative jazz hands.
The Woke Brigade has deemed the following list of offenses problematic in the current year. Please, refrain from enjoying.
- Eating Anything: even vegan packaging methods harm field mice
- Smiling or Giggling (sans sinister Woke gloating): experiencing amusement signifies affiliation with a specific culture and is supremacist.
- Logic: the study of logic is based on universal laws created by a divine force which we oppose
Feminists are demanding air conditioning be added to that list because it is sexist. Stop laughing, this isn’t supposed to be funny!
Seriously folks, according to feminists in 2019 air conditioning is anti-woman. Watch the video below to find out what kind of weird logic these feminists are using to demand the ban of air conditioning in every building in America. We can’t make this stuff up!
