No wonder the elites wanted to shut TikTok down earlier this year! The federal government doesn’t care that TikTok is potentially a Chinese spying app. Do you think Facebook is not a CIA spying app at this point? All our apps are spying on us!
They want to shut TikTok down because it’s one of the last two remaining places on the internet where the American people can mercilessly mock our illegitimate leaders without being censored.
Earlier this year—it seems like an eternity ago—Joe Biden was still running for president. A new dance craze went viral on TikTok during that time, which involved drunk white women at parties.
It was a fairly simple dance move. To perform it, plant your feet firmly in place about 3 feet apart. Squat down slightly, make a scrunchy face, and start to make grunting noises as if you are pooping your pants while standing. This simple TikTok dance craze was known as “The Biden” and drunk white women everywhere were doing it.
Now that Joe Biden is no longer running for president, drunk white women suddenly need something new to do on TikTok. “The Biden” just doesn’t seem as relevant any longer. You know how fickle pop culture can be!
So, drunk white women have come up with a new TikTok craze based on the viral rumors that Kamala Harris is a raging alcoholic and basically an immature Drunk Sorority Girl. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s the latest TikTok craze: drunk white women impersonating Kamala!
Acting like “Drunk Kamala” is now going viral on TlK T0K ?????? pic.twitter.com/m3CS3eLPMu
— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) August 19, 2024