The evolution of Creepy, Sleepy Joe Biden in the Democrats’ 2020 primary season has been a thing to behold. Right out of the gate, Bernie Sanders’ campaign launched a stealth attack against Creepy, Sleepy Joe. Sanders’ campaign finally forced the mainstream media to admit that Joe Biden likes to creep on women and small children by sneaking up on them, putting his hands on them and sniffing their hair. Not that that’s weird or anything!
Biden entered politics in 1969, a time when Democrats were still posing as normal, albeit America-hating people. But today, the Democrats are “woke,” baby! Biden is having a tough time adjusting to woke politics, being a presumably straight, cisgender heteronormative white male. Shouldn’t he just drop out of the race because of his privilege, so that a one-legged Eskimo lesbian can run in his place? Wouldn’t that be best for everyone, in the name of diversity and fairness?
The flip-flops that Biden is having to go through to keep up with the woke politics of his base this year are difficult to keep up with. None of those flip-flops are bigger than the one he just made on abortion. Biden has held a BS centrist position to fool the rubes on abortion for 47 years now.
But then he flipped. Oh, and then he flopped! And it’s not because of polling, but because of a few tweets from his weak-sauce opponents. Check out the latest evolution of flip-floppin’, Creepy Sleepy Joe in this video.
