Now that the cat is out of the bag and Jussie Smollett has been arrested for faking his own hate crime, we can all sit back, relax and laugh at liberals once again. The media pounced on the Jussie Smollett story as yet another opportunity to smear and vilify half the country. So, it was with no small amount of delight when all of us in MAGA country finally got to see Jussie Smollett pose for his mugshot. And be honest: You had never heard of Jussie Smollett before this incident, had you?
Every adult with an ounce of common sense realized that the Smollett story was a hoax from the beginning. It was just more elaborate than most race-baiting hate hoaxes by Democrats or immigrants. Smollett orchestrated his own attack after writing a script for it, rehearsing it and purchasing props to carry it out. The surveillance video of Smollett’s Nigerian henchmen was hilarious, because they looked like a couple of goons purchasing an official Crime Starter Kit for Bozos.
And now that the dust has settled, the real fun can begin! One enterprising video editor took Smollett’s smug and privileged interview with ABC News and spliced soundbites together with a real Subway commercial (Smollett’s excuse for being out at 2 a.m. during the Polar Vortex was because he was going to Subway.) The result is nothing short of epic — although Subway is probably not thrilled to have another celebrity endorser blow up on them like this.
Check out Jussie Smollett’s “Subway” commercial below — it’s too funny for words.
