Eric Swalwell just walked face-first into a buzzsaw — and Kash Patel was holding the handle.
It all started when a New York Post article went after FBI Director Kash Patel, claiming the agency under his leadership was a “rudderless ship.” The hit piece quoted anonymous agents (which is media speak for we made this story up) whining about Patel’s “insecurity” and “obsession with social media.”
But the part that really got the Left drooling? A bizarre claim that Patel asked for a raid jacket when he arrived at the scene of the Charlie Kirk assassination. The article claimed the FBI Director would not deplane until someone found him a jacket to wear, which the “anonymous source” complained was hard to do because all of the agents were running around trying to find Charlie Kirk’s killer. The source claimed at one point they gave Patel women’s size medium raid jacket so they could get on with things. Naturally, the media and their Democrat lapdogs couldn’t resist.
Enter Rep. Eric “Fang Fang” Swalwell, the walking embarrassment who spent years falling for a Chinese honey pot scam. The Chinese sent over to America an attractive double agent who seduced Swalwell. He in turn gave her a high paying position within his office. They continued their sexual relationship despite him being married. Naughty boy. Swalwell thought he’d get clever on X, posting, “I don’t mind that FBI Director Kash Patel had to wear a women’s (size medium) jacket to cosplay as someone in charge. I just wish he’d focus on stopping the rampant domestic terrorism happening on his watch.”
I don’t mind that FBI Director Kash Patel had to wear a women’s (size medium) jacket to cosplay as someone in charge. I just wish he’d focus on stopping the rampant domestic terrorism happening on his watch. https://t.co/zcXH45K1XC
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) December 1, 2025
Bad move, Eric.
Patel’s response? Pure gold: “I was looking for a Youth Large. Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang. Where should I send your women’s medium for date night?”
I was looking for a Youth Large… Domestic terrorism arrests are UP 30% this year — impressive, considering I spent zero days dating a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, where should I send your women's medium for date night? https://t.co/f1Ffgn7PVV
— Kash Patel (@Kash_Patel) December 2, 2025
Boom. Mic drop. Game over.
Swalwell tried to come for Patel’s manhood, and instead got pantsed in front of the entire internet. And let’s be real — if we’re judging masculinity, Swalwell’s resume includes TikTok selfies and national security leaks. Meanwhile, Patel’s running the nation’s top national security firm and stacking up counterterrorism wins.
The Left keeps trying to drag Kash Patel, but he’s too busy cleaning up their mess and tossing out the trash — one snarky tweet at a time.