It’s the beginning of the end! The walls are closing in! Geriatric baby boomer Democrats will be holding a 2-hour “No Kings” protest on Saturday, October 18th. That’s as long as they’re allowed outside of the nursing home. But don’t worry! This will be curtains for Trump! This will be the final nail in the coffin of this authoritarian king, who is somehow also the most popular president of all time!
The protests will be taking place in cities across America, from Fairbanks, Alaska, to Miami, Florida. Most will be around 10 a.m. to noon local time. In case you need to adjust your errand-running schedule to avoid the big crowds.
What is even the point of these protests right now?
President Trump just wrapped up a peace agreement between Israel and Hamas and got the hostages released. That was after he wrapped up the peace agreements between Azerbaijan-Armenia, Congo-Rwanda, Iran-Israel, India-Pakistan, Cambodia-Thailand, and Ethiopia-Egypt.
What the hell are these protesters thinking? What is there to even complain about?
Gas prices are down since Trump has been in office. The price of eggs has dropped by $11 per dozen in California since Trump has been back in charge. If this is some sort of hellish life under a “king,” then Americans are probably ready to make Trump king for life.
The “No Kings” protests are being hyped by the media right now, but the whole thing is just silly. Scott Adams is laughing about the whole thing. Check it out: