Hahaha! The Democrats are the party of the little guy, the working man, the common everyday people who are the backbone of America. The Democrats don’t cater to wealthy one-percenters, Wall Street or business interests like those greedy Republicans. To prove it, they’re selling debate tickets in Florida this week, so that everyday Floridian voters can come watch the debates.
And who wouldn’t want to watch the debates? Cory Booker! Kamala Harris! Bill De Blasio! John Hickenlooper! Joe Biden! Jussie Smollett! Wait, is he running? Pretty sure he’s running.
The debates are going to be so exciting, because instead of a boring debate where Donald Trump just yells at everyone, it will be only Democrats with their common-sense policies that reflect the values of everyday Americans. You know, like killing babies in the delivery room, gay reparations, free college for everyone, socialism, why we need to be in a full scale war with Iran, transgender bathroom rights, amnesty, abolishing ICE.
You know, the real “kitchen table” issues that everyday Americans care about, instead of the jobs, peace and prosperity that the awful Donald Trump is always blathering about.
It will only be Democrats! Who else needs to faint? Do you need to faint?
Anyway, act fast to buy your tickets if you’re an everyday person who wants to attend the debates. And check out this video if you want to see the JAW-DROPPING price that the “party of the common man” is charging for tickets.
