Cory ‘Spartacus’ Booker Bravely Runs Away Again

For a man who dubbed himself “Spartacus” during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) seems to run away an awful lot. After spouting off during a Senate hearing this week, Booker immediately vanished so he wouldn’t have to hear the witness’s rebuttal to his attacks. Just amazing.

Booker always tries to play the “tough guy” during committee hearings, but we all know what’s up with him, right? We know he’s planning to run for president again in 2028, because he recently announced a fake engagement to a woman. Booker released a bunch of Instragram photos of himself and his fake fiancé prancing around and smiling and hugging each other.

As Matt Walsh put it, Booker is the only human being who could announce his “engagement” to a woman and manage to make himself look even more gay.

During the Senate hearing this week, Michael Knowles was there to testify about violent acts of Democrat terrorism. Knowles called for stronger federal action against Democrat terrorists, including stricter sentencing guidelines and charging Democrats with attempted murder when they attack police with incendiary devices and concrete milkshakes.

“Spartacus” Booker just couldn’t help himself. He told Knowles that Republicans need to “tone down” our rhetoric, because we are somehow inciting Democrats to commit all that violence and terrorism that they’re always committing.

But he didn’t stick around to hear Knowles’s response. Brave “Spartacus” Booker bravely ran away! Watch:


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