You know what’s funny? When a huge and formerly trusted multi-million dollar news organization somehow manages to damage the brains of all of its reporters by exposing them to liberal Kool Aid.
That’s just what happened to CNN. Those jerks have absolutely lost ALL perspective.
You think we’re exaggerating? Just look at what’s been going on over the last year and a half. We’ve been totally inundated with bullhonkery about a scandal that is obvious based 100% in fiction. Yes, we’re talking about the convoluted, fabricated, and nonsensical Russian conspiracy theory.
You’ll have to beg our pardon. We don’t mean to drag conspiracy theories through the mud by associating them with CNN. After all, at least conspiracies still exist- unlike any of the things CNN reports.
Just look at Brian Stelter for an example. Not only is he way fatter than his profile pic on Wikipedia, but he has been so desperate to keep the Russian narrative going that he is willing to make any excuse to call Donald Trump mentally ill.
‘Oh, he has an unusual personality, he’s mentally ill.’ ‘His hair is weird, he’s mentally ill.’ ‘He once rubbed bits with a prostitute, he’s mentally ill.’
Here, a CNN anchor is befuddled when Jeopardy contestants can’t answer a question based on months of their obsessed rambling.
News flash, smart guy… you’re not that relevant.
