April 15, 2019 was doomsday for the American people, according to the mainstream media. Everyone was going to be irreparably harmed by the “Trump tax cuts.” Everyday working Americans would see the amount of taxes that they owe actually skyrocket, all so Trump could give a big tax break to rich people and Wall Street fat cats. Lots of people will probably starve to death from this, according to the mainstream media.
You know who benefits from the Trump tax cuts, according to the media? Greedy gazillionaires!
The sort of evil, Scrooge-like rich people who sneak out of their mansion at night, tiptoe to the nearest homeless camp, and steal the last can of Pork N’ Beans from a slumbering homeless guy. Then they go back to their mansion, sit down on a chair made entirely from gold coins, and eat the can of Pork N’ Beans while cackling maniacally. Those people benefit from Trump’s tax cuts — but NOT YOU, according to CNN.
So, Tax Day is finally here. If you’ve been waiting for a front row seat at the Apocalypse, here it is. Just how badly have the Trump tax cuts damaged America as we know it? Will we ever recover? By the way, isn’t it remarkable that the electricity is still on and you’re reading this on the internet, despite the Trump tax cuts going into effect?
Unfortunately for the Collusion News Network (CNN), even they had to admit the truth about the Trump tax cuts finally. It must have been painful for them! Check out this short clip where CNN swallows a bitter, much-deserved pill about the Trump tax cuts. So much winning!
