One of the funnier theories about how the Democrat Party lost its way so badly is that the “theater kids” have taken over. Anti-bullying initiatives in schools have allowed the dorks, weirdoes, and social misfits to capture many institutes in America, including the DNC.
That’s obviously not the problem, but it is a funny way to mock a lot of their performative nonsense. With their taxpayer funding cut off so they can no longer pay the rioters (So long, USAID!), what exactly have the Democrats done to even slow Trump 2.0 down?
The Democrats’ efforts are mostly cringey boomer singalongs like it’s Woodstock in 1969 again. Way to connect with the kids, guys!
Hank Johnson (D-GA), America’s dumbest congressman, slopped together a Jimi Hendrix tune this week and tried to repurpose it as an anti-Trump anthem. Burn your bras and your draft cards to stop the war in Iran, everyone!
We hope that Hank Johnson never quits his day job. Mainly because it’s so funny to watch him pondering the mysteries of the universe during committee hearings. Like whether Guam will tip over if we station too many Marines there.
Johnson’s not the only one, though. Most of the Democrats still behave as if taking a knee or singing is going to move the needle. Everyone from AOC to Granny Winebox Pelosi does it.
Jesse Kelly can’t stop laughing in this clip as he explores the “theater kids” theory of why the Democrats are so weird now. Enjoy:
They say it’s just a theory…. pic.twitter.com/ia73H07O84
— Jesse Kelly Show (@JesseKellyShow) June 21, 2025