Oh Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You never disappoint us — unless “us” is referring to your constituents. Then you do your best to tank deals that would bring thousands of six-figure jobs to your district.
But for those of us who get to enjoy your antics, you’re often the best part of the week. The knee-slapping laughs you provide to the world are a true joy.
It’s not just the perpetual clueless look on your face or your complete misunderstanding of basic terms and ideas like sexism and rights. Virtually everything you say is patently false, but you always manage to express it in a way that is genuinely delightful. You’re like a cute puppy falling into its bowl when it eats.
If only you weren’t partly responsible for drafting federal legislation, you would make a great TV character. Unfortunately, your gaffes represent a threat to modern politics. How can we trust you to vote on important issues when you clearly don’t know how anything works?
Worst yet, you’ve now made it clear that you’re an overt racist. That’s the danger of the internet. When you make racist statements, they last forever. Before you try to deny it, there’s video proof. Your reaction to a picture of former Trump aide Hope Hicks was nothing short of vicious. Now, it’s archived forever on the internet in this video.
