Florida has done it again. This time, a man claiming to be under orders from the “X-Men” says he *teleported* into a stolen BMW convertible before crashing it at 130 miles per hour. Yes, this is real. No, it’s not a Marvel movie. It’s just another day where drugs have taken over a man’s life.
Meet Calvin Curtis Johnson, the man behind this high-speed disaster and low-IQ explanation. According to police, Johnson was caught after wrecking a BMW that had been reported stolen earlier this month. The car’s owner admitted he left it unlocked with the keys sitting in the cup holder. Brilliant move.
Witnesses say they saw a man in his 30s with long blond hair hanging around the car at Bicentennial Park in Ormond Beach. Later, cops found the car totaled and Johnson inside—banged up from the crash but still full of wild excuses.
Now here’s where it gets even crazier. Johnson told officers he didn’t steal the car. Nope. According to him, he *teleported* into it. And who told him to do it? The “X-Men.” Not making that up. And if that’s not enough, he thanked the police for “saving [him] from the aliens.” This guy is clearly still high off his supply.
Police weren’t buying the mutant defense. Johnson is now facing charges for grand theft auto and driving without a valid license. Shocker: he’s been arrested before for assault with a deadly weapon, resisting arrest, and other charges. Also, he’s homeless.
Folks, this is what happens when lawlessness becomes a lifestyle. Democrats want to defund police, but meanwhile, the cops are out here saving us from “aliens” and mutant car thieves.